Jokes

Top Five Jokes For Kids

By: Penelope from the Press Gang

 Q. What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?

 A. A slowpoke!

 

Q. What kind of tree can fit in one hand?

A. A palm tree!

 

Q. Why do bees have sticky hair?

A. They use honeycombs!

 

Q. What kind of dog does a magician have?

A. A labracadabrador!

 

Q. Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?

A. Because they can take years at sea!

 

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