Q. What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
A. A slowpoke!
Q. What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why do bees have sticky hair?
A. They use honeycombs!
Q. What kind of dog does a magician have?
A. A labracadabrador!
Q. Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
A. Because they can take years at sea!
