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Five Jokes About Eggs!

By The Funny Kid

Kegworth kids will be busy making their egg-ventions this weekend so the Funny Kid thought that egg jokes would be a good theme for her come back post!

Q. What crime is an egg most afraid of?

A. Poaching

Q. How does a hen leave the house?

A. Through the egg-sit

Q. What do eggs chant when they are meditating?

A. Ohhhhhhhmmmlet

Q. How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

A. Quite a phew!

Q.What do you call alien eggs?

A. Eggsstra-terrestrias!

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