Kegworth kids will be busy making their egg-ventions this weekend so the Funny Kid thought that egg jokes would be a good theme for her come back post!
Q. What crime is an egg most afraid of?
A. Poaching
Q. How does a hen leave the house?
A. Through the egg-sit
Q. What do eggs chant when they are meditating?
A. Ohhhhhhhmmmlet
Q. How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A. Quite a phew!
Q.What do you call alien eggs?
A. Eggsstra-terrestrias!
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