I told the Funny Kid that today is International Day of Peace. She seems to have misheard me, because, well, here are five jokes about peas.
Q. What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?
A. An Esca-pea!
Q. Why did the pea never make it as a superhero?
A. He could never snap into action.
Q. What do you call a pie with a can of peas in it?
A. Pea-can pie.