Five Jokes About Peas

By The Funny Kid

I told the Funny Kid that today is International Day of Peace. She seems to have misheard me, because, well, here are five jokes about peas.

Q. What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?

A. An Esca-pea!

Q. Why did the pea never make it as a superhero?

A. He could never snap into action.

Q. What do you call a pie with a can of peas in it?

A. Pea-can pie.

Q. What vegetables to librarians like?
Q. Why is a pea small and green?
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