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Five Jokes About Teeth

By The Funny Kid

Did you know that it’s dental health week? OK, so it’s not as fun as chocolate pudding week, but hey, you’ve got to look after your teeth. Here is the funny kid with five jokes about teeth.

Q. What’s a dentist’s favourite time of day?
A. Tooth-hurty!

Q. Why did the king go to the dentist?
A. To get his teeth crowned!

Q. What will the dentist give you for $1?
A. Buck teeth!

Q. What did the dentist say to the judge in court?
A. “You can’t handle the tooth!”

Q. What does a band member use to brush his teeth?
A. A tuba toothpaste!

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