The Funny Kid has been swamped with on-line learning lately (haven’t we all, Kid) but she managed to pull five jokes out the bag in time for Star Wars Day. May the 4th be with you.
Q. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A. A sith-kebab
Q. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?
A. Jar-jars
Q. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A. Because he has a green thumb
Q. Which program to Jedi use to open PDF files?
A. Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Q. What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a tough time using chop sticks?
A. “Use the forks, Luke.”
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