Five Jokes About Sport

By The Funny Kid

Well, it’s been a funny sort of week. Kegworth kids have been transitioning to ‘mobile learning’ and parents have been transitioning to spending 24/7 with their kids. The Funny kid thought long and hard about this weeks jokes and in the end, inspired by PE with Joe, she decided on five jokes about keeping active.

Q. When is a baby good at basketball?

A. When it’s dribbling! 

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. How do you start a firefly race?

A. Ready, set, glow!

Q. Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?

A. Because he just ate and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!

Q. What race is never run?

A. A swimming race.

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