Look, we’re not usually into toilet humour here at the Kegworth Times, but this week we’ve seen some extremely hilarious toilet paper related behaviour. So as a nod to the thousands of Aussie’s stockpiling loo roll, here is the is the Funny Kid with five jokes about toilet paper.
Q. Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom!
Q. Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack
Q. What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
A. “I feel really wiped.”
Q. Why did the toilet paper win the cross country?
A. It was on a roll
Q. Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he is a party pooper