Five Things You Should Never Eat

By Ben from The Press Gang

  1. Slugs –  Don’t eat slugs because you might die.

2. Your couch – Don’t eat your coach, it’s too big!

3. Grass – Don’t eat grass, it won’t taste nice and you are not a cow! 

4. Cement –  Don’t eat cement, you want to keep your teeth, right?

5. Your dog – Don’t eat your dog! How could you even think about it? 

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