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Five Jokes About Soccer

By The Funny Kid

The Funny Kid is mad about soccer. To celebrate the Matildas getting through to the next round of Olympic qualifiers, here are are five jokes about soccer.

Photo: Facebook/WestfeildMatildas

Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? 

A. Because she kept running away from the ball!

A. Why are are soccer players good at math? 

Q. Because they know how to use their heads!

Photo: Facebook/WestfeildMatildas

Q. What tea to soccer players like to drink? 

A. Penal-tea!

Q. What’s a ghosts favourite position? 

A. Ghoul keeper!

Q.  Why don’t grasshoppers like soccer? 

A. Because they are cricket fans!

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