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Five Jokes About New Year

By The Funny Kid

It’s Friday (apparently) and that means it’s time for the Funny Kid to entertain us with five new jokes. Here she is with five jokes about New Year.

Q. My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year.

A. How would I know? I don’t have 2020 vision.

Q. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?

A. He got 12 months!

Q. What’s a cow’s favourite holiday?

A. Moo Year’s Eve.

Q. What did the cat say on New Year’s Eve?

A. Meow

Q. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby.

A. Abby who? Abby New Year!

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