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Five Jokes About Christmas!

By The Funny Kid

Well, you know what they say, if you can’t beat them, join them! There’s no point resisting – Christmas is defiantly coming! With that in mind the Funny Kid has gone all festive! Here are five jokes about Christmas.

What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker.

What’s Santa’s favourite snack food?
Crisp Pringles.

Photo by Mel Poole on Unsplash

How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?
Nurse them back to elf.

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Photo by Joanna Kosinska on Unsplash

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.

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