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Five Jokes About Gardening

By The Funny Kid

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for the Funny Kid to entertain us with some hilarious jokes! We’ve heard a rumour that the Kegworth Kids are starting a gardening club, so to help them along, here are five jokes about gardening.

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Q. How do trees get onto the internet?
A. Easy, they just LOG on!

Q. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A. To become an inch worm!

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Q. What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A. A jelly bean!

Q. What is a worms favourite band?
A. The Beetles!

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Q. What did the bird say to the worm?
A. I’ll catch you later!

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