Five Jokes About Music

By The Funny Kid

With Kegworth’s Strings Soiree last night, plus Mr Robert’s band, MJ Deluxe and Dadpaloza playing at the Petersham Bowling Club this Sunday, music is on our minds! So here is the Funny Kid with five jokes about music.

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Q. What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?

A. “Ba-na-na-naaaaa”

Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!

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Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

A: A moo-sician

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music!

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Q. Why is a piano so hard to open?

A. Because the keys are on the inside.

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