The Funny kid was chuffed to hear that Bar Italia was voted Kegworth’s fav place to eat out. To celebrate, here he is with five jokes about pizza!
Q. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
A. He ate it way before it was cool.
Q. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
A. Because he’s such a fungi!
Q. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A. The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Q. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A. A weir-dough.