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Five Spooky Jokes For Halloween

By the Funny Kid

With Kegworth’s legendary halloween disco happening this evening, the Funny Kid thought that it would be a good time to share some Spooktacularly Funny Halloween Jokes!

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Q. What do witches put in their hair?

A. Scare spray!

Q. What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?

A. Spook-tacles!

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Q. What day do ghosts do their howling?

A. On Moan-day!

Q. How did the vampire race finish?

A. Neck and neck!

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Q. What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?

A. Boo-berries and I Scream!

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