With Kegworth’s legendary halloween disco happening this evening, the Funny Kid thought that it would be a good time to share some Spooktacularly Funny Halloween Jokes!
Q. What do witches put in their hair?
A. Scare spray!
Q. What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?
Q. What day do ghosts do their howling?
A. On Moan-day!
Q. How did the vampire race finish?
A. Neck and neck!
Q. What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
A. Boo-berries and I Scream!
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