Five Jokes About Swimming

By The Funny Kid

Kegworth Kids from Year 3 and 4 have been having swimming lessons this week. To mark the occasion, here are five jokes about swimming

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Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea

Q: What did the ocean say to the swimmer?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

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Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: Butter-fly.

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: She wanted to test the water.

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Q: What swimming stroke do sheep enjoy most?
A: The baaaackstroke.

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