Five Jokes About Pirates Arrrrrr!!

By Cap'n Funny Kid

Ahoy me hearties! In case you haven’t heard, today is International Talk like a Pirate Day! To celebrate this Arrrrrrrsome day, Cap’n Funny Kid is here with five jokes about pirates. Aye Aye!

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Q. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? 

A. Because they spend years at ‘C’

Q. Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?

A. Because the captain was standing on the deck!

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Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?

A: He bought it on sail.

Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

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Q. What’s a pirate’s favourite type of exercise?

A. The plank!


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