Ahoy me hearties! In case you haven’t heard, today is International Talk like a Pirate Day! To celebrate this Arrrrrrrsome day, Cap’n Funny Kid is here with five jokes about pirates. Aye Aye!
Q. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
A. Because they spend years at ‘C’
Q. Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
A. Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Q. What’s a pirate’s favourite type of exercise?
A. The plank!
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