Five Jokes About Chocolate

By The Funny Kid

Some people will say that chocolate is no laughing mater! But, in honour of International chocolate day, here are five jokes about chocolate.

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Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.

Q: Why did the donut visit the dentist?
A: He needed a chocolate filling.

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Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
A: A cocoa-nut.

Q: What is an astronauts favourite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.

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Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE

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