This week the Kegworth Times has been all over Book Week. The Funny Kid is getting in on the book action too. Here are five jokes about books!
I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind . . . it’s tearable.
Why does the ghost always need more books? She goes through them too quickly.
Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark? So he NOSE where he stopped reading.
I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger!