Five Jokes About Books

By The Funny Kid

This week the Kegworth Times has been all over Book Week. The Funny Kid is getting in on the book action too. Here are five jokes about books!

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I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind . . . it’s tearable.

Why does the ghost always need more books? She goes through them too quickly.

Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark? So he NOSE where he stopped reading.

I just finished this book about Mount Everest. It was a cliff-hanger!

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