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Five Jokes About Dogs

The Funny Kid

They say that dogs are (hu)man’s best friend. And yeah, we do love our four-legged friend. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh about them. Here are five hilarious jokes about dogs!

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Q. How does a dog stop a TV show?

A. He presses paws! 

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Q. What type of dog doesn’t bark?

A. A hush puppy! 

Q. What does a dog say before eating?

A. Bone appetite! 

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Q. What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?

A. That’s the spot! 

Q. Why did the tree think that the dog was talking to him?

A. He kept saying “bark bark bark!” 


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